I really shouldn’t be allowed to dress myself.
At first, I couldn’t see anything wrong with this outfit. And then I realized there is a FRINGED MIDDRIFF TOP and a VELVET VEST and good lord, I would have been cold in that outfit today and I live in Phoenix. That’s odd.
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Do y’all remember that monster generator that was going around? I saved some prompts.
“Flashy succubus girl who wears shorts and dislikes Order”
I figure gaudy jewelry is flashy! And disliking Order obviously means she’s a Discordian. So she has a golden apple on one of her necklaces and a Five-Fingered Hand of Eris tattoo.
edit: zomg tumblr no don’t turn this into a shitty jpeg and fuck up the colors why
Lol wow codpieces
A Song of Ice and Fire: a summary
a 100% accurate depiction of reading A Song of Ice and Fire
Curtis: “Do you ever hear a noise and wonder what it is, but then decide you don’t actually want to know?”
Me: “The last time I wondered what a noise was and went outside to check, it was Tom and his friends blowtorching his yard. I no longer want to know.”
I hate how the phrase ‘have some self respect’ is used to shame women who are comfortable with their sex lives. ‘Have some self respect’? I do respect myself, that’s why I wanna have a fucking orgasm tonight, thank you very much.
-Unknown (via suburbanangst)
near the top of that list:
- your understanding and treatment of/attitude towards drug and alcohol addiction and addicts themselves
if you’re an asshole on the subject, we are not gonna mesh well at all.
Fixer-upper in Coudersport, PA (by Dempster Lane)
Fixer upper or dream house?
fixing up all the structural and livability problems, and painstakingly maintaining the outside’s decrepit look.
The fourth point: If you fail to respect what women say, you label yourself a problem.
There’s a man with whom I went out on a single date—afternoon coffee, for one hour by the clock—on July 25th. In the two days after the date, he sent me about fifteen e-mails, scolding me for non-responsiveness. I e-mailed him back, saying, “Look, this is a disproportionate response to a single date. You are making me uncomfortable. Do not contact me again.” It is now October 7th. Does he still e-mail?
Yeah. He does. About every two weeks.
This man scores higher on the threat level scale than Man with the Cockroach Tattoos. (Who, after all, is guilty of nothing more than terrifying bad taste.) You see, Mr. E-mail has made it clear that he ignores what I say when he wants something from me. Now, I don’t know if he is an actual rapist, and I sincerely hope he’s not. But he is certainly Schrödinger’s Rapist, and this particular Schrödinger’s Rapist has a probability ratio greater than one in sixty. Because a man who ignores a woman’s NO in a non-sexual setting is more likely to ignore NO in a sexual setting, as well.
So if you speak to a woman who is otherwise occupied, you’re sending a subtle message. It is that your desire to interact trumps her right to be left alone. If you pursue a conversation when she’s tried to cut it off, you send a message. It is that your desire to speak trumps her right to be left alone. And each of those messages indicates that you believe your desires are a legitimate reason to override her rights.
For women, who are watching you very closely to determine how much of a threat you are, this is an important piece of data.
Timing it with this episode of Torchwood.
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