Rule 2.3 of the SHIELD legal department might be ‘Under no circumstances is Capt. Rogers to be allowed anywhere near the Canadian Consulate or 27th police precinct in Chicago. Or Canada, in general. Even for reasons that do not need exploring at this juncture.’
Oh man no but can you imagine though. Can you imagine.
Steve Rogers and Benton Fraser, standing outside Al’s Italian Beef, shooting the shit and eating sandwiches, while Tony Stark and Ray Vecchio look on in gleeful horror.
I have lost my words with how much I want this
The Avengers and their Pokemons by FerioWind@Deviantart
this is like the greatest thing ever and i thought i was over pokemon. apparently not!
I really think Banner should have gotten a Magikarp in his and Hulk gotten a Gyrados.
i don’t know shit about pokemon but this is great art and also i think cally will love it.
“Let’s go wreck some shit, brother!”
okay I’m pretty sure those roles are reversed but Zuko making a Loki face is pretty fucking great.
WE WILL AVENGE YOU
study group at the avengers midnight premiere?!!
for some loser who came up most of this
- Troy and Abed decided they were gonna be awesome and somehow convinced everyone else to dress up too
- Annie got really into it with them and suited up as Hawkeye
- Jeff “Accidentally Handsome” Winger came as Tony Stark. What, he totally wears this, didn’t you see that movie?
- Britta britta’d it. I mean, her favorite superhero is X-Man.
- Shirley borrowed Hulk smash gloves from her boys!!
- Pierce just really liked the concept of Captain America (i’m so sorry steve)
- Same with Chang and Nick Fury (i’m so sorry sir)
- Who else, honestly
I LIKE THIS
i would watch this everyday.
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
LMAO @ Sports!!!!
And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.
And now to conclude with Odin
It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted
WHAT EVEN IS THE PERFECTION OF THIS POST?!?!?!?!?!
This is so awesome. :D In the grand tradition of The Llama Song…
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This was fairly amazing.
the full Avengers Gowns Collection! the full image is pretty large and can be used for a wallpaper. :D
click through for the larger size.
Other than a hammer called M̶e̶w̶-̶m̶e̶w̶ Mjolnir, two goats to pull his chariot, a serious appetite to match his attitude, legend states that Thor also wore a bright crown of stars.
My Mucha muse was screaming like a mad woman for this to be done. Sorry Thor, but it can’t be as bad as that time you had to wear a dress to get your hammer back.
Thor/The Avengers © Marvel
I am tired of all these Marvel/Avenger’s White dudebro slash pairings on my dash.
Yes. It’s true fax.
Hmm, let me justify that. And narrow it down.
It’s not the slashing in general I dislike at all. It’s the pairings I keep seeing.
All the White ones.
The misogyny that tends to crop up in the slashing fandom is one thing (and oh, what a gross and pervasive thing it is) but in addition, I’m seeing this NO INTERRACIAL COUPLES NOPE NOT EVER trend.
Fandom look at your life. Look at your (slashing) choices.
Specifically in regards to Tony.
Tony Stark came with pre-established shipping fodder, yet everyone wants to mash his face together with Steve’s?
What about Rhodey?
You know, Rhodey?
Tony’s best friend?
Sometimes takes on the role of War Machine?
Tony called him “Honey Bear”, once?
The Black guy?
Whoops, that’s probably where I lost y’all.
am utterly fucking inundatedsee a lot of White!Avenger & Co. ships (Tony and Steve! Tony and Thor! Tony and Bruce! Tony and Clint! Tony and Loki ffs) but Dash, there is an unacceptable lack of all things Tony/Rhodey. Where is the shipping? Where is the art? The fics? The posts?
DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FAR INTO THE TAGS I HAD TO DIG TO FIND ANYTHING?
TOO FAR, CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT OF OPPURTUNITY YOU’RE PRESENTED WITH IN CANON:
and I mean guys c’mon
HOW DO I NEVER SEE THIS SHIPPED?
TL;DR: The erasure of characters of color in the slash-shipping circles is gross and should stop.
No, your post is better than mine.
It came with visuals. :D
“Useless,” they said. “Just there for sex appeal,” they said. “What do you mean she’s saving the day,” they said.
I will shank the next person I hear try to tell me Black Widow is useless.
I. Will shank them.
I just ranted on facebook today about how much it pisses me off that people are saying she’s useless.
we went to see the film again tonight and as she was flying that intergalactic jet bike, crouching on the back of a chitaur and steering it with her widow’s sting or however she did that, I was just like, ‘grrm said she was ‘just there’.’
I guess that’s for certain fucking misogynist dicksmack values of ‘just there’. but I just can’t even imagine how little you have to pay attention to miss all the ass she kicks.
Reblogging mostly for “misogynist dicksmacks” tag. Because if you’re reading this Tumblr I hope you know how much Black Widow rocks.
Reblogging for truth.
I don’t know what movie people were watching that they drew the conclusion Black Widow was useless. She was much more consistently competent than basically everyone else in the movie, with the possible exception of Fury.
I have no regrets making this
I will admit to a little scream.
I’d like to draw everyone’s attention to Thor’s hips.