also: haha wow virginity is such a bullshit thing and extremely nebulous. I’m sure there are people who would have counted me as a virgin until tumblr user golugranu and I got together.
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Happy Potter, the boy who laughed
HAPPY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SMILES
Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban.
Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone
Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles
Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.
HAPPY POTTER AND THE HAPPY BUBBLY PRINCE
HAPPY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PUPPIES
Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.
Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.
Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.
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…why did this make me laugh so hard?
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GOD WHAT IS EVEN WRONG WITH ME IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY
(I am so sorry to everyone who ever liked Thor or Kate Beaton)
PERFECT ACTUALLY
THIS IS THE BEST THING
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My aunt sends me this email…
“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”
Better late than pregnant.
THERE ARE NONE SO BLIND AS STEVIE WONDER
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If at first you don’t succeed get new batteries
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When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.
A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.BETTER LATE THAN PREGNANT, AS I ALWAYS SAY.
OH MY GOD GUYS I CAN’T SDKJSLA AND I READ THEM TO MY MOM TOO OH MY GOD WE ARE DYING
#18 made me laugh.
THERE ARE NONE SO BLIND AS STEVIE WONDER
OMG I’M DYING
omg i can’t TWO’S COMPANY, THREE’S THE MUSKETEERS i don’t
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COSPLAY: Miguel + Tulio / Road to El Dorado
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