im going to build
a really really big catapult
a fucking huge catapult
— stay with me here —
and im gonna launch the word derp into the sun
October 2011
AAAAAAAAAA
I GOT OFFERED THE CABARET JOB TOO
AAAAAAA
What if they’re on at the same time? I CAN’T DESIGN TWO SHOWS AT ONCE I’LL DIE
BUT HOW DO I CHOOSE BETWEEN CABARET AND DRACULA
You totally could have installed that. I never use the static mat for anything other than hard drives or processors.
WELL THANKS FOR YOUR TIMELY INPUT. Bah.
better safe than sorry, i think.
breaking news: i like to overreact
asdflaksdjf I DIDN'T DO LAUNDRY
I am completely out of underwear and SOCKS.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY SOCKS I OWN
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO RUN OUT OF SOCKS
The answer is ALMOST A MONTH
I mean, I didn’t wash all my dirty socks the last time I did laundry but STILL AUGH I HAVE TO GO TO BED BUT I DON’T HAVE ANY CLEAN SOCKS
waaaah my computer's graphics card can't handle dragon age
now that i’m to areas where LARGE SLAVERING MONSTERS are attacking me EN MASSE
but SOMEONE coughtumblruserhazeymariecough took her antistatic mat home so i can’t waste my night installing my fancy graphics card
I GUESS it might be okay to wait until later in the week, since I’m planning on buying a decent monitor (fry’s sale what what) but UGH I’M IN A BOSS FIGHT but my computer won’t get through the whole thing without crashing WHICH I GUESS IS ACCEPTABLE considering the graphics card is WOEFULLY INADEQUATE for handling this game and held up through a day and a half of play before deciding it was DONE WITH IT
“[W]hen you teach adults and children sex-negative messages, sex becomes an undifferentiated mass of “wrong.” If all sex is wrong, then why try to tease out good from bad, pleasurable from painful? When students are taught not to think about sex, they aren’t going to spend any time determining what they do and don’t want, or what they might be interested in. Of course, they’re going to have sex eventually, but when it happens will they be able to communicate at all through the veil of guilt, shame, and self-loathing that sex negativity encourage?”
—Sex-Negative Education and the Spectre of Rape « Sex Positive Activism (via sexisnottheenemy)
My dad tells me Fry’s has a 2TB drive on sale for $44 this week.
I’m nowhere near filling up my 1tb, though. Like, it’s not even a quarter full. And I accidentally duplicated my music collection, so it’s actually even less once I straighten that out.
Also your dad is an ENABLER. He ENABLES me to HAVE A NICE COMPUTER.
Anyway I feel like such a professional.
Emailing people back, setting up meetings, discussing budgets.
…he still hasn’t told me his concept I WOULD LIKE TO START SKETCHING, MAN
I mean, at least tell me if this is going to be period or not so I can START RESEARCHING because if it is I am going to have to PULL OUT SOME BOOKS because it’s set textually in an era I have a lot of preexisting research for (costume nerd/goth lyfe)
Maybe I’ll ask that in my next email if we haven’t managed to meet by then.
maaaaaan
the director i agreed to meet with/hopefully work with on Dracula
emails weird
I KNOW THIS IS A PETTY COMPLAINT but like the last director I worked with was SO ELOQUENT and helpful and formatted everything pretty and now I am SPOILED
Freddie Mercury's voice is the light of my life.
Last night I had a horrible dream
That I had ALREADY filled up my brand new terabyte hard drive.
IT WAS AWFUL. All I could think was, but I can’t afford another hard drive, I need a new monitor!
Oh jesus god I spent all day playing dragon age and got on tumblr just to check it right before bed
more than an hour has passed
MY TIME MANAGEMENT SKILLS ARE SO WONDERFUL
When people say "I have my reasons" to explain their racism, or any sort of -ism
I’m just like “What reason could be good enough for you to hate and look down upon an ENTIRE race?”
I mean seriously. NO reason is good enough.
My father and sister do this.
Stunning examples of missing the entire fucking point.
Like, wow, you knew some assholes who happened to be hispanic/black/whatever. Guess what: most of the humans I have ever met in my life are assholes. Don’t think it has much to do with their race.
(Also if I never heard another family member of mine ever mutter “fucking mexicans” ever again I would die happy)
“In middle-class circles they believe, oddly enough, that among them homosexuality has no place, and from these circles the most annoying enemies recruit each other to oppose the movement to free Uranian people. I would like to give as an example, that my father, when by chance he came to speak about homosexuality, explained with conviction, “nothing of the sort can happen in my family.” The facts prove the opposite. I need to add nothing to that statement.”
—
Anna Rüling, complete badass, publically coming out in a speech delivered in Berlin in 1904 (via emberkeelty)
“the facts prove the opposite” BAMF.
(via lilpocketninja)
